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the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
the pangalatic gargle blaster

hitchhooker 

A prostitute that targets motorists to offer her services, thus appearing as a hitchhiker. Especially common around gas stations used by long-haul truckers.
That hitchhooker tried to appear like a hitchhiker when whe saw a crown vic coming, but her whore outfit gave her away like nothing.
hitchhooker by Elvarg July 30, 2008

hitchhike 

To travel by the solicitation of free rides
Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.
hitchhike by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy 

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.
According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.

dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it
i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!
dirty hitchiker by April482589654 January 1, 2009

hitchhiking to the sky 

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky