Hefty Smurf

a rather annoying Smurf, but of course, not as annoying as Brainy Smurf. Hefty was the strongest of them all and a definite straight man. He was sometimes pissed off at the rest of the Smurfs, but he still loved them. May or may not have taken steroids. Has a heart tatoo.

Hefty Smurf went drag queen in the Smurfs episode "Smurfette for a Day"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

Heppy

A heppy is a person that wears preppy clothes but fronts to be a hippie/stoner. An individual that likes to indulge in herbage only at parties in front of people (opposite sex) that will think he/she is tight. Unfortunately, you'll never find this person smoking during the day and they only listen to phish when their friends are around. This kind of species will wear hemp, floral prints, dave matthews band t-shirts, drink keystone, and act really laid back (but is truely stuck up with an oak tree).

Additional note: these people like to use the term "heady" in the wrong type of context. (And the word "zo" in replace of "so"). THEY ALWAYS MISUSE THE WORD "SKETCH".

From the mouth of a heppy:

"Zoh my god! Last night was zo sketch when those guys packed like ten bowls."

"Oh yeah, i know i could only smoke like one hit, it was zo fucking weird"
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"So i got this really heady shirt from abercrombie, you have to see it, i'm gonna look super heady!"

by Beetown. nanastefrodalex August 28, 2009

HEFTY

sexxy, hot, cool, and can also be used when talking about a heavy situation

sexy/hot:
"omg u look so hefty tonight!"
cool:
"omg that sirt is so hefty"
heavy situation:
"wow that story was hefty i dont kno what im gonna do now!!"

by SUPERMERCADO26 June 13, 2007

heptic

a spinoff on the word hectic but a lazier chilled alternative

Me: Had an awesome weekend just then man

Tom: ah "heptic"

by f.h roberts August 5, 2006

hepy

To fart so hard you shit yourself.

Yesterday I hepied and shit all over the place.

by nick alvinator October 15, 2004

Hetty

A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.

Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.

by jrm21980 January 6, 2012

hefty

The original hefty consists of 6 oz tequila and 3 oz sprite, all into a rocks glass, no ice, then you down the entire drink in one breathe. Wait 10 min and it hits you HARD
You can make a hefty out of any alcohol, just use the same 2 to 1 ratio of alcohol and soda.

Dude, i did 3 hefty's before we went out and i threw up in the cab!!

by Fredo SF October 16, 2012