cold helmet

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011

cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.

He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.

by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006

fuzzy helmet

Is when you cum in your underwear and then place them on your partner's head.

I gave her the fuzzy helmet last night.

by detroiterd March 17, 2011

gladiator helmet

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.

by Rexhaven August 17, 2003

roman helmet

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion

"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"

by BDubbs December 24, 2003

purple helmet

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

by tsaurpower March 20, 2003