Bangin' Heaters

The act of smoking a much needed cigarette. Bangin' a Heater is one of the most American, kick-ass, hardcore things that a man can do. This activity is often initiated by a long day at work, a bad night with a lady friend, a sub-par golf outing, or while consuming alcohol amongst a group of other hard-hittin' sons of bitches. These sessions are often enhanced by standing on a porch with your bro's, wearing a leather jacket, telling stories about chicks, or having a fresh beer in-hand. This phrase can be used in a variety of ways to include other people (gang-bangin' heat), or to describe smells (banged heat).

Example 1:

Guy #1: "Dude, I nailed Tommy's mom last night."
Guy #2: "Sick, let's go bang a heater while you tell me about her jugs"

Example 2:

Guy 1 getting in Guy 2's car: "Dude, it smells like banged-heat in here"

Guy 2: "Yeah I was bangin' heaters after I banged your mom last night"

Guy 1: "Weird, my mom doesn't smoke"

Example 3:

Guy 1 to group dudes: "Anybody want to bang a heater? I dont have one"
Guy in group with a pack: "I only have one left, if you guys dont mind gang-bangin' heat"

by DRiley816 February 19, 2015

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020

SLOW HEATER

Getting your dick sucked.

Kim really gives good slow heater.

by VANCE KHROMACHOU October 13, 2007

Space Heater

An electrical device that basically gives off heat. Mechanical fire. Invaluable in the Mid-West and North. Out of stock 24/7 at Home Depot. Highly addictive once you sit down next to it. The reason I get out of bed from November to January.

Damn it, my space heater broke again.
That old piece of shit? You should go over to Heather's. Her's is an 8 by 12.

by GRadha December 9, 2008

blue heater

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner

Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.

by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017

Heater-Chawski

When one is enjoying a large quantity of chewing tobacco and smokes a cigarette at the same time

I just got a disorderly conduct ticket. Heater-Chawski!!

by atroby91 October 1, 2010

Ham Heater

A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time

That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!

by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020