Amber Heard

After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.

Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.

by DeppFan April 22, 2022

Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.

Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022

Pull an Amber Heard

To be slightly injured and make a large fuss over it, I.e, being slapped and acting like you’ve been shot

Person 1: *pushes person 2*
Person 2: OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY ARM
Person 1: Bruh you legit had to pull an Amber Heard

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Laurel & Hearty

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

Ben Hardy

An incredibly intelligent person, can catch girls quite easily. He normally is in a good mood but its rare you find him in a bad mood. Shy on the outside but once you know him he's quite LOUD! Also very, very, very, fit .

Amy: Can you see that guy over there, he looks like a right fitty!

Maisiy: He's called Ben Hardy and don't say anything about him!
Amy: Why not?
Maisiy: Cause he is mine...

by Boiiowlshere July 17, 2017

Amber Heard it

You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.

Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?

Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it

by Jasmean90 April 28, 2022

Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022