hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

Stack Hat Special

A person who wears a bike helmit because they uncontrollably beat their head against a wall.

The bloke at the pub who was acting like a drunk was because he is Stack Hat Special

by Ms Happy 1 June 11, 2016

black hat seo

Search engine optimization (SEO) techniques that are frowned upon by search engines, and thus penalized by search engine algorithms.

Google hates people who use black hat seo techniques such as keyword stuffing.

by Dan-ji July 1, 2008

hat shower

Instead of a taking a shower or shampooing one's hair in the morning (generally due to tardiness), simply wearing a baseball cap over one's ratty hair.

Dude, I was late for class, so I had to take a hat shower.

by Tricky February 5, 2008

hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.

my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house

by regulator311132 May 21, 2009

May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.

Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018