alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022

bag of hangers

a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.

i knew kim was skinny but seeing her naked was like looking at a bag of hangers.

by all for nothing April 18, 2008

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

hanger

A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels, impairing both your mood and your judgment. Particularly manifests itself when you are with a significant other and trying to make decisions about where to eat now that you're both starving.

Don't take your hanger out on me! How should I know where we can find food at 3 am in downtown El Dorado? I told you we should have eaten before we left.

by Leonore April 24, 2008

Hanger 18

A term used to describe a place that is rumored to exist but conclusive evidence justifying its existence has not been found. Often it is used when people get lost while looking for a place they cannot find.

Etymology: The term comes from the supposed location of the alien bodies found at Roswell. It is thought to be somewhere in New Mexico and is highly protected by the government. The mantis band, Megadeath wrote a song about "Hanger 18".

"On our way to the Pottery Barn, we looked everywhere for East Lyman Street but I think it was a Hanger 18. Instead, we took a different route."

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006

five times harder than concrete

Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.

That exam was five times harder than concrete.

by diggler2002 September 6, 2008