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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
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Ning Haps

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?
by Saendeez October 23, 2012
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HAP

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.
by Kester999 April 4, 2021
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HAP

"Damn, That girl Faith made me bust too fast, she had that HAP!"
by MuffDyver69 July 11, 2022
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Haps

What idiots say when they can't spell "Happy Birthday"
by HowToSmart101 July 6, 2020
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HAP

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"
by Alf H October 19, 2020
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Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings
damn bruh, this shits dead haps
by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024
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