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Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.
Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!
by JamJam1 November 7, 2012
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handjoblin

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017
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@ hanji_lovergirl

That one mutual that makes you scream without the s with one post😩🛐
“I caught you in @ hanji_lovergirl comment section the other day bestie😔🤚”
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hanjizoesbabe

The best no face creator of all time. A very sweet human being who deserves the universe. If you disrespect hanjizoesbabe you’re automatically the biggest douch in the world🤷🏾 ♀️🤷🏾 ♀️💯💯. I’d say I don’t make the rules, but I definitely make the rules
Your mom: Omg!! Look at this funny and amazing video. You: Is that hanjizoesbabe ??? I follow them on TikTok ! They’re literally so funny and kind, best person out there.
by m0oshro0m.princ3ss May 31, 2021
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Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off
Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!
by Jason Freed May 1, 2016
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indian handjob

Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.
Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.
by Jon83529 January 23, 2017
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Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion
by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019
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