Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.

Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...

by Cunningham March 11, 2008

Hanson

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.

I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.

by Juice, Jones and Danson January 20, 2011

Natalie Hanson

The wife of Taylor Hanson

Look at that pic with Taylor and Natalie!

by Dumbass February 7, 2005

harlon

a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.

oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him

by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009

Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

by that’smycousin December 6, 2018

Haylon

haylon is a very nice guy he likes to make sure his friends are always happy. haylon is a really funny guy and likes to make his friends smile. Every time i feel sad he is very nice and makes me happy again. Haylon can keep secrets, and he does not tell lies about you. Haylon likes to play basketball, and he does not like telling lies he says it makes him feel bad. I hope that me and haylon can stay friends for a long time

dude haylon is so nice.

Girl: i know i like being friends with him

by Chole12 May 24, 2018

hanon

A sweet girl who’s been through heartache and pain and still gives love and compassion to everyone. Everyone loves her. She’s amazing, smart, quirky, and always happy.

Some thottie: omg who is that grl she’s so hot is she a thottie too??!?!😝🤣😆
Thottie #2: no she’s above us she’s a hanon

by DJYuzu November 29, 2018