Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Handler

The girl bestfriend of a twink, hence, “the twink and its handler.” Typically, their job is to keep their twink bestie organized and in order. The prettier the handler, the better.

yo, whose that hot chick james bagged?

first of all, james is gay, and that hot chick is his handler. heard shes single, shoot your shot.

by educatedfag April 10, 2024

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

Mayo handler

Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.

Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.

by Fleshlyte February 20, 2022

twink handler

A twink’s bestfriend who keeps him from making poor decisions. Usually a pretty girl with similar interests as the twink. Without his handler the twink will turn into a demon twink (the WORST kind of twink)

“that twink handler needs to do a better job of controlling her twink; he’s literally demon twinking rn.”
“michael is having a hard time; he just lost his twink handler”

by brandonmurray May 10, 2024

less handler

one who cannot "handle" as much

jae- anyone got a reg? i got a freaking line to the oil rack and all three of you are BSing

mariachi- oh i forgot, jae is LESS HANDLER. i got this! go take a break BITCH!

by jae92274 June 9, 2009