hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.

Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."

by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005

Hamster House

The best Hamster Forum out there. For great advice and ever greater friends, visit this amazing site.

Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.

by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008

Hamstermid

1. A pyramid made of hamsters.
2. A pile made by one or more hamsters after taking dinner.

1. Miss C: Ooh ... All my hamsters got on top of each other and they look like a pyramid.

Mr. M: Erm ... Hamstermid ?

2. I should clean my hamster's cage. It looks like he made a hamstermid last night.

by Azzaro September 26, 2009

Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......

Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.

by Corey M December 28, 2007

hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

by Yams September 9, 2006

cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.

The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel

by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005