chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

by dominic norton December 3, 2005

hamboogie

A type of food served at the University of Hartford by a funny little black man with googly eyes.

Googles: You want the hamboogie or tha cheboogie?
Student: Hamburger please.
Googles: One hamboogie commin up!

by Philliam May 5, 2005

ryan hamm

big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better

p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care

“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”

“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”

by heartbroken<\3 July 8, 2021

hambonia

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.

Im headed to Hambonia.

by Colt Sever April 6, 2005

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

Hambo

A person who, although charming, has a tendency to disappear at 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon (under the guise of getting petrol) and reappear later at a random pub in Essex.

"He did a Hambo on us"

by Essa Scum March 31, 2009

hammock up

to don a banana hammock.

the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.

by diddle bomb October 31, 2008