retard haircut

Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.

Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!

by xzybit May 18, 2005

australian haircut

its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'

'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'

by Rosie_The_Gambler October 21, 2006

bad haircut

When people use the word 'Donald Trump' to describe your haircut.

Oh, your hair isn't bad at all. Now, Donald Trump's hair is a bad haircut.

by yellowlion November 2, 2006

Mexican Haircut

A haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows.

"Fuck man, I went to that barber in little Tijuana and the bitch gave me a mexican haircut!"

by mexicanaman April 23, 2010

bad haircut

Having ones hair displayed in an unfasionable manner.

John Kirkpatrick has bad haircut.

by Aaron February 7, 2005

dyke haircut

short and spikey in the back, a little longer in the front.

Did you see Sara's new dyke haircut?

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

robocop haircut

A distinctive look where the whole front half of the head is shaved. Usually done as a punishment in the UK forces after "Robocopping" a tale which is later found out to be false. This fashionable cut gets its name from the 1987 epic film Robocop where Peter Weller who plays the protagonist sports this new haircut for the very first time. May also be combined with the shaving of one or both eyebrows if a person decides to "gen robocops eyebrows" something.

Subsequently Davids tale of banging the fit bird from the NAAFI was revealed to be a lie. Unfortunately Robert remembered that David had robocopped it so hurried back to his cabin to get the clippers in order to carry out the robocop haircut.

by Nastywoodsman May 25, 2014