Haider Arslan

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.

“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.

by LocalChad420 September 9, 2021

hiner

one who doesn't have possesion of one's balls

He turned into a hiner after he got with her.

by Dusty Jackson January 20, 2007

Hagner

A bearesque human known for his large girth, and infamous "dinasaur" move.. someone who measures their alcohol tolerance in Das boots and Tom Collins's.. also has a faint odor of Salami, and gives out great gorilla masks..

Mulesavitch: who's drinking beer and eating salami?
Meng Wang: No that just Hagner.. He have funny hair on face!

by Patrick Little August 26, 2008

Haines

harry, harry d. savior of all blacks and browns alike. almost like mosses but better

black guy "damn, thats haines. hes my savior and one good white man."

brown guy: "yeah i hear hes like moses

by big brown man June 27, 2009

haider

A person who displays pimp like confidence when in reality is a douche.

That guy who gave me a hard look is such a haider.

by SamiRSSS January 19, 2009

haine

Haine is one of the main charas of a manga series called Dogs:Bullets & Carnage & Dogs:Stray dogs howling in the dark.

Has white hair, red eyes, a Luger P08 & Mouser C96 (+ a bonus chain), was a subject of genetic engineering and is not all that mentally stable. Adorable, ain't he? <3

Haine and Badou are meant together <3 ...wait, something tells me this isn't the place to be writing such stuff//

by screwdriver_ November 22, 2010

Haider

Short fat penguin and thinks he’s a big don but he’s a douche bag

Haider isugly

by Madman.123 March 17, 2019