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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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haggisbiologicalmother

a decrepidthing that lurksin northern house school and beared the child named haggis higgins the 27th
oh! hello haggisbiologicalmother
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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Hagioscension

Hagioscension is a Christian term for the final event when Jesus returns, the dead in Christ are raised, and the living believers are gathered up and transformed together. Hagioscension is the upgathering and is a term intended to replace the word “rapture" as a response to the pre-tribulation rapture misconception.

Etymology:

Hagios (Greek: holy, set-apart, saint)
ascension (rising, going up)
Hagioscension literally: “the ascent of the holy ones.”
Instead of arguing over rapture timelines, we just say we’re waiting for the Hagioscension.
by ParadiseKingdom777 March 6, 2026
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Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.
Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis
by Dingamasala October 6, 2025
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Haggis

A small little Scottish creature that gets eaten in Burns Night.
“Hey are you coming over for burns night?”

“Yeah I need to be there to stab the haggis
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Ya haggis

{worst cunt}
{tramps arse}
by G lingo February 1, 2019
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