Hospital Daddy

A gay male nurse who usually walks in exclaiming something like "I'm here to treat you big boy"

I was almost able to leave the hospital but first I ran into a Hospital Daddy

by Kurakuma July 31, 2019

Hospital Cake

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying

I ate his hospital cake

by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019

HOSPITAL VACATION

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

hospital hobo

One who is always in the hospital, always for a different reason

Girl 1: Did you hear? Christina was in the hospital AGAIN!
Girl 2: She is such a hospital hobo! She might as well just move in! What'd she do this time?
Girl 1: I dunno, sprained her wrist or something.
Girl 2: Ha, poor thing. But what else is new?

by Tonks007 April 16, 2008

Creedmoor Mental Hospital

Creedmoor Mental Hospital is a psychiatric institution for mentally disabled or challenged persons. It is located in Queens Village, NY and can be seen from the Tribourough Bridge entering Queens. It is known for its abusive and cruel treatment toward patients and numerous barbed wire fences surrounding the hospital. Protective bars cover all the windows to prevent any escape or suicidal attempts from patients. Working in this hospital can be pretty dangerous.

Dan: "Yo, what happened to Bill?"
Jenny: "He ended up in Creedmoor Mental Hospital"
Dan: "Oh, he must've been really mental."

by girard December 22, 2009

Hospital

One who is too turnt and needs medical attention.

Steve threw up everywhere. He was so hospital last night.

by MuscuLAUR April 5, 2016