anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015

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dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

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Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.

There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades

by Link Larkin March 1, 2011

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Horseshoe

(verb)

To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.

When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.

“He can’t even talk right now, he’s full horseshoe.”

"You're talking too much. Horseshoe. Now."

by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025

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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013

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