shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Horntail

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead

Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.

by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

Hornets

Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.

I hate Hornets.

by Necr0mancer July 3, 2017

Hornatrate

horn-a-trate (verb)
The act or acts of being penetrated sexually in the rectum or mouth by any type of horn.
Can also be used as hornatrated or hornatration.

Examples of horns: Unicorn, airhorn, rhino, devil, bull, ram, car horn. ETC

Man that girl got double hornatrated by BOTH those unicorns at that party last night.

by SEBADASS420RICKDANK November 24, 2011

james horner

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

kick the hornets nest

A phrase used to indicate you have or will aggravate or start a conflict with a said person in power or a group of sort (country, gang etc.)

1: "I've had enough of John and his stupid gang. Come on. Let's kick the hornets nest!"

2: "He has really kicked the hornets nest now!"

by Exhaustfire October 25, 2015

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019