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nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
by ralfsv August 9, 2024
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Meat holster

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster
by Juhhhh June 11, 2022
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Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.
Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.
Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.
by FleshHolster January 28, 2022
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simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
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Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching
Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster
by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020
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Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.
That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.
by anonymous October 28, 2022
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