Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020

Boob holster

A synonym for the word bra

“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”

by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 10, 2021

cock holster

A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.

She loves giving BJ's. She is a real cock holster.

by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022

Meat holster

Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)

After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster

by Juhhhh June 11, 2022