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Heart Healthy Diet 

A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.

The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.

old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?

young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...

old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.

young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...

old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.

Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
Heart Healthy Diet by TheDink September 20, 2011

Sick until proven healthy 

The left or establishment has created a new class of people, the sick.
The sick have less rights than the healthy.
They can be forcibly quarantined and treated.
And assuming everyone is sick until proven healthy, is every bit as insane as assuming everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
The potentially sick can be forcibly tested (and vaccinated).
And how they define the sick is absurd, since this virus, like most viruses, is ubiquitous and has little or nothing to do with health.
They've assumed this virus is lethal until proven nonlethal.
They refuse to examine the data proving it nonlethal.
This is not democracy, our fundamental rights and freedoms have been suspended, this is totalitarianism and we must resist.
I'm not sick until proven healthy, I'm healthy until proven sick.

get healthy 

To re-up a drug supply, especially while in prison.
Tomorrow we get healthy. Get the word out.
get healthy by HotNickels March 7, 2008

Getting Healthy 

The act of releasing pent up stress through seminal fluids, or simply defined as male masturbation. This word was brought up because guys have a less risk of developing prostate cancer if they masturbate, hence the term "getting healthy."
Getting healthy is fun and good for you at the same time!

henry healthy scratch 

a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.
"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."
henry healthy scratch by galvan December 21, 2004

Pro-Healthy 

People who hate fun and would ruin every dinner party with their Pro-Healthy food facts.

Judging people's weight and try to change them.

Body shame overweight people to lose weight.

- Stay healthy but don't force it on others, be fun, loose up around friends and family and give your kids candy every now and then.
'' Is that a donut? Omg, do you know what that does to your body? You should switch to a salad, trust me, you'd live longer"

"I never give my kids sweets because I want them to grow healthy "I don't really care about what they want". They eat baby carrots and nuts for dessert."

" Ok, you should stop being a Pro-healthy for one second, Karen."
Pro-Healthy by Avelen May 29, 2020