this is where the magic happens

This is my bedroom. I do sex here. I am good at sex.

Phrase popularised by MTV celebrity show "Cribs" where celebrities show a camera crew round their house or apartment.

It became customary for the "celebrity" to use this phrase when leading the crew into the main bedroom. Used in the same way by people in their own non-celebrity homes or ironically in other contexts

Over there is the toilet, that's my Mom's room and here, this is where the magic happens. Sorry about the smell

by mulberry123 October 31, 2013

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

whats the haps

Regained popularity thanks to Gary Busey in the movie "Beyond the Ring"

Gary Busey (talking to asian crime king pin) "Yo guy! Whats the haps?"

by Craiglos April 23, 2008

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

what happens on earth, stays on earth

This line was from Kendrick lamar's new album, people thought it was something random, but it actually is based off a bible verse, 1 Timothy 6:7-"For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certaina we can carry nothing out."

"Its okay bro, what happens on earth, stays on earth."

by UGLYGOD_1 April 27, 2017

Happy Towel

A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.

After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid

by Grendel177 January 1, 2015

Happy Weight

The weight a female gains after being in a happy relationship.

"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."

by Louise9800 May 28, 2016