Ham

A shortened slang term for the city of Birmingham (i.e. Alabama's largest city). Among other things, the town is noted for a large 50 foot iron man who's ass is always hanging out as he gazes over the city. He's known to the locals (and a few Romans) as Vulcan, the god of steel.

Yep, one of these days I'm going to kiss Vulcan's hard arse goodbye and split this Ham!

by T Wade October 17, 2005

hamming

The act of throwing or placing slices of meat on cars, houses, etc. It is the new TPing.

Do you want to go hamming around the neighborhood tonight?

by Owl Kid April 19, 2011

Ham

Hard
As A
Mother F*****

Yeah he went ham

by miklbikl2 August 11, 2010

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

ham

ham is a good thing to eat

"want some ham?"
"oh yes!!!!!"

by hello my hubby friend May 5, 2020

hams

Breasts of large size. Usually not contained within a bra or other supportive device.

Donna's got very large hams.

by x_x_x_x May 31, 2006

ham

cured meat from a big

I'll have to do some p90 after eating all that ham

by ilovelondon88 September 3, 2012