A blow job performed by a toothless man/woman, often a person of advanced age who removes their dentures to provide access to the gums. This is also known as a gum job or gummer.
by Zithers November 15, 2009
Get the Gummy Hummy mug.Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
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by talk2me-JCH2 June 6, 2022
Get the Gumshoe mug.A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
by ZenTam July 18, 2016
Get the Well, fuck me, Gumby mug.When a woman of the older variety removes her false teeth and performs 10 - 15 minutes of oral sex on a man.
by Professor Lazerus August 9, 2010
Get the Gummy Norbert mug.When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.
Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013
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