Guild Wars

An awesome game.

Guild Wars is our savior.

Johnny got Guild Wars for his birthday and it made him rich and famous. True story.

by D3k October 13, 2004

guild jumper

Noun. Someone who jumps from one player organization in a game to another organization repeatedly within a short period of time.

Blacktoe is such a guild jumper, he joined and left five guilds within a two month's time frame.

by stupidroro February 10, 2010

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

incog-guido

1. Someone who is posing as a guido.

2. A guido trying to be sneaky.

1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.

2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.

by AponOUT February 23, 2011

wannabe guido

That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.

ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?

MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.

by maxuel January 2, 2012