Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!
Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
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"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
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by Darko May August 13, 2019
Get the guarding Epstein mug.Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.
Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...
by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012
Get the Coast Guarding mug.One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.
Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...
by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 21, 2008
Get the Guardian mug.A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008
Get the guardian mug.The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"
I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about
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