Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

Granit xhaka

Granit xhaka is a determined arsenal player that is definitely underrated. Granit xhaka defines all arsenal fans.

A:"I love granit xhaka!"
B:"Then you must be an arsenal fan!"

by Arsenalfan101 June 8, 2023

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

Granite City

A steel mill town full of kids who like to get fucked up. The high school sports teams normally kill edwardsville in every sport possible. We hate Edwardsville.

Granite City is the best place to live.

by Beckkky March 6, 2009

granit

a fat shit who loves to play games

Person 1: hey, what's granit doing today?
Person 2: playing games as usual.

by granitsbff June 28, 2012

Granite bay

Granite bay is a community north of Sacramento. Everyone their is rich including, movie stars and professional athletes. All the grown ups are stuck up and gossip about each other. Every girl that lives their is a straight slut and the guys from granite bay think they are hard because they are sheltered and don't know what it's like living outside of placer county.

If your girl is from granite bay you might want to get tested.

by gbhater January 28, 2010

Groinitals

1. Groin and Genitals

2. Your crotch area.

Person A: "HAAAYYY!!! Catch!" (throws a basketball)

Person B: (basketball bounces off crotch) "AHHHH! Dude! You hit my groinitals!"

by dude.no.that's.stupid. January 24, 2011