gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Pineapple on the grill

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.

Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009

the grill

A type of spew associated with excessive consumption of alcohol. The grill usually takes place when a person is on public transport, at work or somewhere where there is no immediate place to let go of their guts. The grill occurs when an individual has the sudden need to spew but are in such a place where it is simply not socially acceptable and can lead to a great deal of embarrassment and a pretty violent stench. When the grill is properly performed you'll see the individual try to hold in their spew by tightly grasping their mouth with their hands creating the grill like effect as vomit explodes between their fingers to project at arguably a greater distance and with more speed than a regular everyday kind of chunder. This can lead to the kind of projectile vomiting that can come down like buckets of rain onto the unsuspecting bodies of members of the public.

The Grill: "I was on the bus yesterday and this bloke was convulsing, i knew what was going to happen, he shouldve just hidden behind the seat and let go of his guts in the corner but instead he attempted to run out of the bus holding his mouth in typical "grill" fashion, the outcome was horrendous, yet quite amusing"

by storkman January 17, 2008

Redford Grill

A 24-hour sit-in coney island restaurant located in Redford, MI. Often referred to as "The Grill," and attracts a wide variety of people with their low-priced food. Food tastes best at 2am.

"I'm drunk, and I am very hungry, but where can I go at such a late hour?... I think I'll hit up the Redford Grill."

by Cest Mercredi July 22, 2009

grolliss

A beastly man; man of a larger stature. Most of the time, immense guns, low voice, and a beard.

I just sw this nasty ass grolliss at the mall.

by Colin Heinle June 18, 2006

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Gollumphobia

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013