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Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.
by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021
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grocery hole

Another word for anus. I was derived from underwhere that had grocery shot in them(racing strips)
The turd was so big it about ripped my grocery hole.
by Mike March 31, 2005
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groce

An alternate and grosser spelling of gross. Also, to explain something that's tote-bag groce. Primarily used online.
tessroxxx87: ewww my cat just puked pn my uggs!!!1
NEWfoundGlOrIa: groce
by Juicy Boxers November 16, 2005
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grockle

A holidaymaker, or one from out of town. Particularly used in the South of England, generally as a mildly derogatory term.
I wish those grockles would all go home, 'cos I can't find anywhere to park the car.
by Darren Jones December 29, 2003
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blow groceries

Throwing up. Often used by fisherman who get seasick and throw up over the side of the boat.
Dude, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm gonna blow groceries.
by Charlie Lewis June 1, 2007
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Grocery Bag

1. Something no talent rappers say randomly to cover up the fact that they ran out of decent rhymes a long time ago. Often is preceded by a long pause highlighting the complete fail at lyrics

2. The prefered method of killing oneself after being forced to listen to the pop song "Bedrock"
1. "And I got her---
Grocery Bag"

2. "This is the stupidest song I have heard in quite some time, once again my faith in pop music has been destroyed. Which means once again it is time for me to kill myself... and I know just how to do it too! GROCERY BAG!!!

*put grocery bag on head*

*passes out onto floor hopefully never to have to put up with this shit ever again*
by Taerdin January 7, 2011
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grocery shot

Having a racing stripe in your underwear.
That fart was kinda wet, it might have left some grocery shot in my underwear.
by Mike March 31, 2005
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