Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

by benny_64 March 17, 2009

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

Groining

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

Snow Globing

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top, and the guy grabs her by the waist and starts to move her up and down to create faster, harder penetration. This motion resembles the shaking of a snow globe.

I was riding him cowgirl style last night, and he started snow globing me so he could finish.

by snowglober129 February 6, 2010

Goobing

.You can't define goobing, you just simply know when it's occuring. If you don't know, it's not happening. When Goobing does occur, it proceeds with the phrase "Look at The Object or person in question Goob!".

"Hey Steve, look at him goob!"
"Ah sweet man he's totaly goobing!"

by John Feltswater December 29, 2008

Aqua Globing

The Aqua Globe, an "as seen on tv" decorative glass tube used for watering house plants, is filled with an energy drink, espresso, or GHB then inserted into the rectum for sexual pleasure and prolonged erections. Sometimes referred as "globing" or "gerbil drowning", this practice is common among homosexual males at trendy night clubs.

Hey Les, bring some Red Bull we can do some Aqua Globing at the Sebastian's rave tonight.

by skunkman62 August 5, 2008