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Greggs

a bussin bakery shop in london innit
person: lets go to Greggs

person2: no
by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022
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Geggy

Geggy is a name given to someone who wears glasses or gegs as they are called in the North East of England.
Nathan: Oi Tom you are one geggy twat, get the fuck away from me.

Tom: *pity's the idiot*
by Clive Warren March 27, 2009
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Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.
Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1
by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008
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Gregging

Dora-"I was Pegging Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"
by Cabana man April 18, 2018
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gregging

To intentionally ignore someone. Typically because they have annoyed you.
Girl 1: You still talking to that guy we met?
Girl 2: No, he is so annoying, he won't leave me alone. I am totally gregging him.
by got-gregged January 10, 2011
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gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.
God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.
by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006
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groggy

to feel dazed, tired, or something similar to being drunk.
coined from the term 'grog' used to describe the rum served by the Royal Navy to its sailors.
Be quiet! I'm too groggy to think.
by matt12x35 September 9, 2008
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