It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi February 15, 2018
What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”
by Dcstrutter December 19, 2023
A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
by Zach Beckwith October 06, 2023
by AleZ_Off April 06, 2023
by nemiR2 January 27, 2011
When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
by JackVicious June 13, 2009
It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior
Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications
-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone
Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications
Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet
Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can
Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases
Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
by Notmelol123 February 01, 2022