Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 06, 2013

Greasy Knee

To fuck a woman's knee under the unexplainable belief that it is her vagina.

The idiot gave his girlfriend a greasy knee and thought he was a stud

by TWSjr May 18, 2009

greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

Greasy Pablo

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.

My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.

by Mortachi September 09, 2006

Greasy Blair

an idiotic person's hair.
oily, dirty, stinky hair.

"Eww look at that hobbo's Greasy Blair damn thats discusting!"

by Jeffhansd October 08, 2008

Greasy Mechanic

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

A Greasy Knob

When a man/woman with a large nose uses it in a very sexual way, particularly shoving it up someone butthole, or vagina.

Louis: Hey Jonob! Give me A GREASY KNOB!
Jonob: No I'm busy!

by PETEYG223 January 21, 2021