Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010

Kalvin Garrah

The Ben Shapiro of Trans

We already got Ben Shapiro, then there's this truscum Kalvin Garrah.

by suck_my_d33 June 29, 2021

Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 18, 2010

Garriage

The proper name for the lifelong commitment made between members of the same sex (gay marriage).

Hey, did you hear that Bob and Tom's garriage is next weekend? They're finally getting garried!

by HugeMember71 June 29, 2013

Garreth

Playful but can be serious when he wants to be. Always smiling; friendly and attractive :)

I like him because he's so garreth

by a piece of pie December 29, 2014

grarry

A very beautiful woman, who doesn't know that she is so wonderful

Maggie is grarry, she doesn't even know how wonderful she is!

by Ladargwazi May 25, 2006

Garrett

The sexiest man alive with the most beautiful green eyes. Funny and fun to be around. A GREAT friend, has a great sense of character. A friend for life, but don't screw him over he will be an enemy for life. Holds grudges and has the memory of an elephant. Loves with all his heart but has a temper, so watch out! You can trust him with your life, he will never fail you.

That guy is awesome! He must be a Garrett!

Boy: "When I grow up I want to be a Garrett!"

Was that Superman? No way! That's Garrett!

by anounymous00000000 October 17, 2013