Grape Picker

A beaner; A Mexican; equivalent of calling a Black person a cotton picker but towards a Mexican

Demarcus: Yo
Adrian: Wassup nigga
Demarcus: Don’t call me nigga you grape picker
Adrian: Sorry cotton picker

Both: hahaha

by Abrahams Mom November 3, 2020

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

Grape juice

Only cool people drink this shit. Others? Nah
Apple juice? Disgusting

John : i love grape juice
Linda : you must be a cool person

by Whizzydot June 20, 2019

Grape Drink

Sugar + Water + Purple = Grape Drink

white guy: do you want some grape juice
Black guy: nigga, what the fuck is juice? Pour me some grape drink baby

Sunny D Commercial:
kid 1: what do you got to drink?
(kid 2 opens fridge)
kid 2: ok, we got some soda, some purple stuff, and Sunny D
all the white kids in unison: SUNNY D?!!!
(white kids maul the Sunny D)
black kid in the back: (says lightly to himself) I want the purple stuff...

by my 8==> + ur mouth = a party April 6, 2009

grape slushy

the act of giving head or giving someone a blow job when your tongue and inside of mouth are stained blue or purple from a slushy or candy of some kind, this often results in discolored genitals

dude that girl Becky just gave me a grape slushy now my dicks all purple and shit

by purpledik11 October 19, 2010