Governator

The killer machine sent into the depths of time to overtake the evil that is Gray Davis and restore political saftey to California...

Arnold: Who is this Gray davis?
Reporter: Well, he is the governor..
Arny:What movie is he in!?
Reporter: He's not in -
Arny: I will kill him!?

by Enter name here _____ November 10, 2003

Global Government

see Star Trek Federation

see also GAY

fuckin Marxist nerds

by burn in hell August 6, 2004

government

lizards

1: Hey what's up
2: I heard that the votes a-*controlled by government*stutters are going towards Donald Trump!
1: Wait, WHAT?!
2: *puts on tin foil hat while looking like a dunce*
2: I meant they're being controlled by the KKK

by SANS UNDERTALE IS FORTNITE?!? August 10, 2017

That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

by rudym335 July 23, 2014

Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

government mule

It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.

I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009