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Loosie Goosie

Term used for a female who has so much sex that her pussy is no longer tight.
Guy 1: When i was fuckin' that girl it was like i was fuckin' a coffee can.

Guy 2: Yeah, i knew that bitch was a Loosie Goosie.
by Shellie Shel March 14, 2008
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cuba gooding jr.

A a heroic chef who temporarily became a naval gunner when the japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
Did you see Cuba Gooding Jr. in that movie Pearl Harbor? HE KICKED ASS. Snowdogs was pretty cool too.
by Andrew-san-ito July 25, 2008
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goosified

The term for when you bang a chick right in the pussy!
Dude, I totally goosified her last night!
by Bob.Bob.goosified January 1, 2016
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goonin it up

when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they're fucking everything up for everyone and that they're not fucking funny at all.

the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.

they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.

a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
college kid 1: greg hasn't taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they've been goin out for 4 months.

college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.

college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.

college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.

college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??

dylan: im just goonin it up!

college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.

college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.

typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!
by youngh0v March 12, 2009
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Gooseneck

The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.
Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.
by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008
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goovin

a big fat retarded creature who lumbers around all day, and can only sleep when cuddling...its homosexuality is questioned at times.
whats that fat thing over there cuddling with benny? oh wait, thats arbie, he is a goovin
by bubba! March 30, 2009
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Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009
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