Goofing

The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons

Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd

by emanyell June 14, 2011

godling

A person that believes in God with the same unyielding faith of a child who believes in Santa Claus.

It's funny how godlings believe in God just because they are told to believe in Him.

by Duane the Unrelenting October 4, 2008

Gooming

Another term for gaming. 'Gooming' refers to video game addicts who can't stop gaming.

Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"

Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"

2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"

1: "OK Goomer."

OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!

by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021

Goosing

When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose

Why you goosing on me man? Go fuck yourself

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 18, 2019

goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.

1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."

by John Berger June 13, 2007

Goofington

Someone who is goofy at all times, or does goofy things, or does stupid things very often. Or says dumb things a lot

“Goofington”. Bro your a goofington, Such a goofington

by Smalls211 August 8, 2019

Goofing wit da gabbos

When someone is clearly high out of their minds talking to themselves

See that bum screaming at nothing, "yeah he's goofing wit da gabbos"

by Lowqee December 18, 2020