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San Francisco Gold Rush

Having anal sex with a person to completion and then urinating in that person's anus.

Invented by David Cross on 1/28/16 in San Francisco during a comedy show at Davies Symphony Hall.
After anal sex, he wanted the feeling of a warm colonic rushing into his lower intestine, so I gave him a San Francisco Gold Rush.
by RowdyRoutman October 14, 2016
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stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
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mark goldbridge

A person who sits in a chair and watches man utd and calls people prats
by Bootlegger. June 11, 2020
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gold sniffer

Someone who is a gold digger but only wants the money or gold so she can sniff it. Usually has noticable traces of gold on her nose.
Look at Rianna's nose, i ain't saying she a gold sniffer, but she ain't messin with no broke n*ggas
by Sneakybeaver69 April 11, 2017
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Cash 4 Gold

a well-known advertisement that doesn't even make sense and was made by foreign assholes in a sad attempt to scam people into sending them gold
Dumbass: Ima send mah old school bling to Cash 4 Gold and make some quick cash, dawg!

D00d: Good luck with that, lulz.
by Nate of Fate March 11, 2009
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golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.
Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!
by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009
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Golden Rule

The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
by LarryGreen June 12, 2016
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