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Goomba Flasked

Goomba Flasked is a face expression you make that looks like a goomba the meaning of this face is like shocked but also retarded so its like a retard gets suprised with a gift he would be goomba flasked.
Person: gives me a gift

Me: ''goomba flasked''
by Ohhh my lawd September 6, 2022
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Goombah

A degenerate treehouse dweller, one who resembles a mushroom, but isn’t one.

The gooombas tend to live in the depths of the urban wilderness, and often sh*t in the woods (big daddy JB gets pissed but don’t worry ‘bout it).
Proeski: “yo, grombo, did goombah sh*t ‘n the woods?”
Tugboat: “idk man, JB taught the girls to sh*t in the woods rencently n they prefer it to sh*t’n in the haus so I could go either way”
by Proeski January 4, 2023
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Ken Goodman

a multifaceted photographer, restaurant consultant, BBQ competitor, hunger relief advocate and classically trained chef
You can learn more about Ken Goodman by visiting www.KennethGoodman.com
by Capturing Images February 3, 2010
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a White Goodman

The act of either 1. Masturbating to a pizza. or 2. using pizza to get off. Named for the Dodgeball character who was formerly fat and now formerly skinny. who at one point got off to a slice of pizza!
Dude is he probably going home to pull a white goodman
by Tater the Mater April 17, 2010
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pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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goomada

Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.
Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomada.
by DrRockstar August 14, 2006
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Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'
That guy is such a goombus
by Goombus lover September 17, 2007
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