by Gooeylala June 8, 2018
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by Kingofdick June 24, 2020
Get the Gooey white salvation mug.When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
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A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
by TimmyTurtles November 11, 2011
Get the Give Joey a Goey mug.One of the most famous logicians.
He is famous for his incompleteness theorems, the idea that a loophole would lead to the US becoming a dictatorship, and dying of starvation for being paranoid that his food was poisoned.
He is also a good friend of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and many other scientific celebrities at the time.
He is famous for his incompleteness theorems, the idea that a loophole would lead to the US becoming a dictatorship, and dying of starvation for being paranoid that his food was poisoned.
He is also a good friend of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and many other scientific celebrities at the time.
Oh my god, you understand Kurt Godel?
get out of here... nerd... go prove the Riemann Hypothesis or something...
get out of here... nerd... go prove the Riemann Hypothesis or something...
by q13et5 February 12, 2010
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Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.
by Erb September 25, 2005
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