Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004

Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

Goatiest

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

goatse.cx

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

by Joy December 19, 2003

goatse man

More than a man; who, during a raid in Poland in 1942, couragously hid four Polish Jews in his enourmous, gaping hole.

"Quick, jump in my ass to hide from these filthy schweinhaun!"

by shoelace November 22, 2003

goatsebuster

A goatsebuster is an admin at a forum usually, but it could also be an editor at a wiki or similar, that works to remove goatse spam and save the site's users from the horrors of goatse. This includes, but is not limited to: goatse links, spoofs, references, images etc.

Today I had to remove 3 more goatse links that claimed to be "Cute kittens!". Being a goatsebuster is a tought job, but someone's got to do it!

by nxsty May 7, 2008