“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”
by Tyrone dubius September 17, 2022
Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.
“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
by DontTouchMyMayo June 05, 2019
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them
A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick
by The crazy goalie stocking you June 05, 2022
On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.
by Zeecatman August 19, 2010
Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”
Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
by Doshyy December 08, 2019
by drilldoe November 30, 2013