Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

GNAT

an acronym meaning “get naked and twerk”

Bernie woke up and immediately began to GNAT all over the place

by bernie hargadon June 6, 2024

gate gnat

People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.

I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding

by Lika Koloa August 24, 2017

Knuckle gnats

When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats

That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.

by Saltynsprinkles June 25, 2021

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Gnat-sty

So nasty, it’s at gnat level.. it’s fucking gnat-sty

Girl check out that monstera over there, it’s fucking gnat-sty

by SoilMate December 6, 2020

Gnatty Gnat

Gnatty Gnat is a peepee head butt face tooty pants that is meannnnnnn and smells like a wet shart. She farts a lot and they always sound juicy and like she had diarrhea.

Kristen: OMG! Did you just smell gnatty Gnat’s fart! It STINKS and it sounded super juicy. Like ewwwww.

by McTootypantsG July 9, 2019