Givenistic

When something is overtly apparent or obvious

Tom "What's the capital of France?"
John "Paris, that's pretty givenistic tbh"

by TomRobbo February 3, 2009

giving it a headband

When a guy's cock is hard and he puts the elastic band of his boxers around the head to keep it secure

Man, I'm giving it a headband. My girl got me hard and I've got to keep it in place.

by Spankin' the headband September 10, 2009

Givinsky

typically a 5,9 male with brown hair and brown gorgeous eyes that is a little bit chubby but mostly built with an average sized weenie and can't grow a good mustache.

Michael:Wow look at that guy! He is so Givinsky
Kase:Wow he really is! What beautiful eyes

by SadBoi76 July 9, 2017

Givin Street Meat

"Givin street meat" is the act of lookin a girl up, grabbing your genitalia, and proclaiming damn honey to a female passer by. Can be confused with catcalling, and it is....but creepier. Typically, this act is performed in a city setting, but can still be done anywhere, but lacking the same effect.

Samantha: I was walking through NYC and a man was givin street meat to me.

Casey: OMG YER SOOOO LUCKY

Samantha: I know, I was sooooo flattered.

by C'mon, you know me man! August 28, 2017

Name Givining

When you want to broadcast a mazel tov but the simcha occurred ages ago and you were in Uman and you didn't have service so you send this out when you return home.

BRESLEV: Mazel tov to motty Herzog to his NAME GIVINING for his new baby girl

by Lord Knowitt McKnowittall September 13, 2018

Ever-Given

A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.

The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.

by didipi249 March 26, 2021

negitive fucks given

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.

SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given

by samuofh January 17, 2018