Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

gamblesexual

Someone who’s addicted to gambling

yumeko is gamblesexual

by Thatrandomfag September 14, 2020

GambLent

A period of time when degenerate gamblers take time off from gambling. Lent for gamblers.

Bruins will win by 3 goals tonight but I cant bet it because it's GambLent.

by Burkilonious December 8, 2021

The gibbles

"The gibbles" is what a double chin becomes when it reaches its max size..>_<
only librarians can have this.
**Never look directly at the gibble!! It may wink at you and give you nightmares!!**

WOAH!!!! Dude What the hell is that thing?!
It moved I swear!!!
AHHHHHHHH it winked at me NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Barrel roll** March 25, 2005

join giblets

to have intercourse.

Would you like to join giblets with me?

by Firman123 August 29, 2014

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

Sutcliffe's Gamble

The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.

Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.

by Dan Sutcliffe February 23, 2011