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gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."
I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'
by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003
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Grilling

"My ma was totally grilling me this morning. She found my smokes."
"Shiiiit man!"
by Frantelle Water March 16, 2010
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gilligan

1)to spend time with beautiful women coming on to you with no possible consequences (it was the sixties), and yet avoid getting laid for seven years. I mean, WTF?
I'm pretty sure Herman Munster or Eddie Haskell wouldn't have pulled a Gilligan if they had their druthers.
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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gellin'

pronounced: "jel-in"
(adjective, verb)

adj: In the state of mind where getting the news that your dog was hacksawed to death by a hipster wouldn't bother you one bit. Only obtained by wearing Dr. Scholl's gel shoe insoles. The care-free attitude has been described as relaxing on a hammock made of hemp, while in a coma.

v: being in the above state of mind

Now, here are some words that are more likely to be spoken while gellin'. With these words can come great rap lyrics. And that's sayin' somethin', yo.

bestsellin'
compellin'
dispellin'
dwellin'
Ellen
excellin'
expellin'
felon
fellin'
Ferdinand Magellan
foretellin'
gellin'
Helen
melon
mispellin'
outsellin'
propellin'
rebellin'
repellin'
resellin'
retellin'
sellin'
shellin'
short-sellin'
smellin'
tellin'
yellin'

Rap on, m'brothas.
man1: AHMAHGAD YOU RAN OVER MY LEGS!!! AAAHH!!
man2: Heeey, that dude is sooo nooot gellin'!
man3: Yeeaah, man…
man1: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH?! HE RAN OVER MY LEGS!!
men2,3: Naahh, man… we're gellin'!
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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dirty gilligan

When a man is doing a woman doggy style on any type of watercraft, then he screams "Dirty Gilligan", and thrusts into her rear as hard as he can knocking the woman overboard.
Last Tuesday Thurston gave Ginger the old Dirty Gilligan down by the tip of Bab's Island.
by Rick Prescott Sr. June 25, 2007
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Gillian Clarke

A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).
Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."
by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009
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Gillingham sandhu

Sandhu is like the God of gillingham he owns the oldest kebab shop in the whole world his kebabs are the pengest munch ever created sandhu himself is the only person who stops gillingham noddy from destroying the universe he doesn't have enough power to kill him outright but can suppress his powers he is like the peace keeper of the universe he is the only pure thing left in this world there is no way to harm this man he is the one true God he only cooks halal as any good man should the beautiful smell of his kebab meat keeps noddy away from his shop it has not been tested but sandhu may have the perfect weapon to end gillingham noddys life by sacrificing one of his peng kebabs to the anti Christ and killing him instantly
Gillingham Sandhu makes peng kebabs bruv am I right
by Bignibs July 3, 2019
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