Ghurkin

When your penis is shriveled up from the cold

Damn bro don’t jump in the lake your gonna get a ghurkin

by Feed the cat445 October 7, 2019

Gherkinheaders

When you go the subway and get loads of red onion and lettuce, but you fancy a few Gherkinheaders to go on your butty.

Pyar red onion and lettuce Der plz lad.
A few Gherkinheaders as well if ya don't mind.

by Squirrel from de wirral November 13, 2020

Gherkins Row

A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.

“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”

by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022

Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

Man that Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you hear her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 11, 2020