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geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 22, 2017
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Neography

Neo + Graph

A constructed script created as a substitute for a writing system of an existing language or for a conlang.
"Tengwar is one of the well-known neography created by J.R.R. Tolkien."
by Qblivion March 27, 2022
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Geographist

Ge·og·ra·phist (noun)

1. One who is far too posh to be considered a mere "geographer."
2. One who is convinced of their geographical superiority over geographers.
She says she's not a geographer, she's a geographist, whatever the hell that is.
by theryty April 16, 2013
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National Geographics

A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.
"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."
by Deano' July 13, 2007
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geographical

relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. Running away from something. Very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.
"Man, I can't stand my pathetic life. I'm going to move to Chicago."

"Dude, are you sure you're not just doing a geographical? Will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?"
by angorama August 14, 2008
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Geographically challenged

A politically correct term for someone who can't even point out a continent on a world map, without serious help.
Joe is completely geographically challenged, he couldn't find South Africa on a map of Africa.
by Lohix September 12, 2010
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national geographic tits

The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008
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