geisen

To be homosexual, with long blonde hair, and a lose anal cavity

"Quit being a Geisen and put that cockmeat back where you found it. Also cut your geisen-ass hair and quit being a complete toolbag. Faggot."

by PongoMan October 10, 2007

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Geisler

Another name for the blumpkin backfire.

The other day when I was giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, all of a sudden, when his tird hit the water my face was inundated by a geisler.

by Dirty Pirate Hooker2 November 7, 2010

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A difficult sexual maneuver whereby a female completes multiple back-spins naked while becoming so aroused as to cause a fountain like spray to emanate from her vagina. The spray should land in a perfect circle just outside the circumference of the back-spins.

Female military members must throw a salute just above the vagina during the maneuver to earn full credit.

Her Circle Geyser was so perfect, I threw a penny into her vagina and made a wish.

by LZyouknowwhoiis January 29, 2009

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Geisendorff

Keeper of the Swiss Goat Village.

He was the long standing Geisendorff on the mountain.

by Urban Corrector Editor September 7, 2018

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Geisel

Cool friend. Probably even better than your friend Nate or Alexia. They are always there for you. She is one of the boys so she totally understands her boyfriends point of views where as most girls would just get mad. She has an expanding sense of humor unless it’s actually not funny. She may seem like she has her life together but really she’s just as lost as Amelia Earhart. And she is everyone’s dream girl. She hoops, she’s funny, smart, beautiful, amazing.

Your boyfriend: “gosh why can’t you be more of a Geisel”
You because you are insecure: “ I wish I was more of a Geisel”

by Franklotion June 7, 2020

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